Friday the 13th: Pic of the Day

I know, I know! What-in-THE-hell? Well, don't worry! These two crazy lookin' Fudgepackers are now off the streets and behind bars. According to procsecutors, Rosalio Reta and his friend, Gabriel Cardona, were members of a three-person team of American teenagers working as Mexican cartel hit men in the United States. Damn, these niggs had jobs as teenagers and I have been unemployed for the last 8 months?... Laredo Texas police detectives and prosecutors told how Cardona and Reta were recruited by the cartel to be assassins after they began hitting the cantinas and clubs just across the border. Hell, every time I go to the club, I only get recruited to purchase a pill or a dime bag! UGH! Both teenagers received six-month military-style training on a Mexican ranch and were paid $500 a week each as a retainer, to sit and wait for the call to kill. Umm, I went to basic training for 6-WEEKS and all I got was about $500 that whole time, half of which was spent on dry cleaning uniforms... Then they were paid up to $50,000 and 2 kilos of cocaine for carrying out a hit. The teenagers lived in several safe houses around Laredo and drove around town in a $70,000 Mercedes-Benz. Damn, a corporate car and living arrangements? As the teens became more immersed in the cartel lifestyle, their appearance changed. Cardona had eyeballs tattooed on his eyelids and Reta's face became covered in tattoo markings. Another reason why the cartel recruited these young Americans was because Cardona and Reta could move freely and easily back and forth across the border with Mexico. Just hours before they were arrested, federal authorities taped a phone conversation between them in which Cardona brags about killing 14-year-old Inez Villareal and his cousin, a Cardona rival. Well, I see he wasn't bragging about killing 14-year old INEISHA, cause that would've been a WHOLE-nother story!