Treat of the Week (Celeb Accessory Edition)

Can you guess which "Accessory" I'm talking about?

Usually I'm HUMBLED, right now I don't CHOOSE...

Beyonce has released her fifth video EGO from her 3rd studio LP entitled "I AM...Sasha Fierce" on the brink of one of the largest vacationed holidays in the U.S. (Memorial Day Weekend). In my opinion, Bey knows exactly what she is doing! Over are the days of extremely costly video sets and over the top THRILLS! Bey has captured and catered to her largest fanbase "the kids" and is simply giving them dance lessons via her videos! Makes sense, it's Marketing 101: Target Segments! Don't believe me? Remember the hype surrounding the SINGLE LADIES video? All of the YouTube response videos immitating Beyonce and her moves? Well, this is just another way to showcase her talent while still keeping her fans at the heart of her work! Brilliance at it's best! 

"...some call it arrogant, I call it confident...You decide when you find on what I'm working with.."

Yeah Bey, Talk Your Shhh...

Seems we aren't the only ones that love Beyonce! But, just in case any of you didn't know what the hell Sasha and her Fierce ass was talking about, Clutch magazine has taken the initiative to break down her lyrics in layman's terms. Here are just a few:

From Ego:
    “I got every reason to feel like I’m that bitch.”
- Listen baby, there’s a million women in the universe, but they’re rotating around me at the center. Catch me on the cover of Vogue, or visit Forbes.com and check into my credentials.

From Diva:
    “Where yo boss at?”
- I’m bilingual in mucho dinero and if you aren’t fluent in Mr. Benjamin, then I’d like to speak to someone who is. So I’m gon’ ask you again, where’s your boss at?

From Video Phone:
 “Everything you saying sounding good to me, no need to convince me anymore.”
- Persistence is key, but Boo “You had me at hello.”

For the complete list of "Sasha Fiercesisms," click here!

I AM...Obsessed!

Hush! You can never have too much!

C'mon I am Sarah Fierce...LMAO!

Beautiful LIAR....

I don't believe it Unt Unt Un... NOT FOR ONE HOT MINUTE!! What do ya'll think?? Please chime in below and or send and email to: Keyboard.Khronicles@gmailcom. *Singing* Hatas they gon' hate...

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From the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards 2009 in L.A., to BET's 2009 Spring Bling in Riviera Beach, FL, SouljaBoyTellEm doesn't have the Number#1 ringtone in the country for nothing....

"Bay-Bee, u know that I Miss-u, I wanted to Kiss-u, but I can't right now so baby kiss me thru the phoooonnnneeee..."