M&M Plain with NUTS!

It gets no better! Apparently, the camp over at Eminem's record label has released a statement regarding the situation that happened last night! In case you aren't up to the date in important news from MTV, yeah right at last nights MTV Movie Awards, British comedian Sacha Cohen got into his alter-ego BRUNO and in his attempt to fly to the stage, landed smack dab in the middle of Eminem! LMAO...the sh*t was funny but what made it even greater was the fact that, supposedly, Eminem wasn't in on the joke and was seemingly very perturbed by it! Em and his entourage exited stage left and never returned! LOL! I thought it was brilliant for Em's up-tight, suicidal @ss! You be the judge after you watch it and let us know what you think!

Chucktastic Cinemas presents:: So you think you can dance??

The move he did to "the whole club was looking @ her" was CLASSIC!! Too FUNTY!

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Chucktastic Cinemas presents: I AM...The Workout DVD!

Can't afford to buy tickets for that pricey @ss concert that Beyonce is putting on? Get the latest copy of the I AM...Working It On Out DVD! Mmmmmm...K!

SNL: Mother Lover ft. JT

So, I think Justin Timberlake has found a new part-time job while not being in the studio! I think everyone remembers the "D*ck in a box" skit he performed a couple of months back! Well this parody is a follow-up to it celebrating Mother's Day and it aired over the weekend!

Chucktastic Cinemas presents: Paternity Test Tuesdays!

Yessss! Now that's how you celebrate the confirmation of one's biological father via paternity results...

Recession: Somebody's Gettin' FIRED...

I AM now accepting corporate (or otherwise) sponsors for my concert tickets @ Either the Phillips Arena in Atlanta, GA or the Bank Atlantic City in South Florida! THANKS! Email me your bid @ Keyboard.Khronicles@Gmail.com!

Chucktastic Cinemas presents: Don't Pull It!

...'cuz my girl definitely was about to PUSH!!! Did you see the inner "G" come out of her?? DWL...my girl was fresh from the club with an ill hangover...and expeditiously got sober!! She pulled off the coat, and started stretching baybee she was RET to Go!! What would you do in that situation?? Contact us at Keyboard.Khronicles@gmail.com or leave a comment below.

Your source D'Maine Truth and nothing but the truth.

Ready...Or NOT

This right here....KILT me early this fine mornin! My pace maker is out for repairs and I am too through, especially at the Coming to America remix.