If I had one WISH....

You would sit your bee-lack a*s down!!! When will these celebrities realize you CAN'T find true love on television. I guess its safe to say that "Cocktail" has evaporated cuz Brandy's brother is back at again. He's looking for some "Sexy Ladies"!! VH1 has a announced Season 2 of For the Love of Ray J.... Ummmmm I just don't see it! Ray J is a cutie and I always had a slight crush on him but these shows where people are trying to find life long partners aren't realistic...and it AIN'T gon happen, not now, not NEVA!!! But if you're the slightest bit interested in competing for his heart, and or tryna get ur shine on you can do so by logging on to: http://www.rayjcasting.com/


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You make me wanna.....

*singing* leave da one I'm with start a new relationship with yoooooouuu!

Now I'm not reporting this as "BREAKING NEWS" I just wanted to chime in and put my two cents in if you will! For those of us NOT living under a rock..we all know that Usher and Tameka are NO LONGER an item. I think I speak for 99.9% of the people when I say I'm not the least bit surprised. His fine ass ain't have no business with Tameka Foster old ass (in the words of B. Scott) GUTTER BUTT TROLLOP! I mean she isn't even cute..her face is all hard and masculine looking..she got the head of a lion and the mane of one two..nappy head hoe! AAARRGGGHH...if Mr. Raymond wanted an old hoe he shoulda just stayed with Chilli! Quiet as kept I was hatin' and throwin' shade on this so call union from jump because anybody who knows me know Usher is my future baby daddy..and he just had to go and breed not 1 but 2 with this (_zzz_)* tramp! *
Sighs HARD* Ok I'm done venting...what chall think? Lemme know...

*(_zzz_)= TIRED ASS

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How 'bout a Round of Applause...

Turns THE HELL out that the whole Em/Bruno production at the 2009 MTV Movie Awards this past Sunday night was STAGED! Em says that he was approached by Bruno, while in Europe, to do something crazy and wacky at the award show and Em, being a big fan of Bruno's work, agreed with no hesitation. I'm not sure if this was a publicity stunt for Bruno or Eminem, but I will say that this was all anyone was talking about for at least that Monday morning (In the afternoon, everyone thought Eminem was LAME all over again)! Well I will give them a slight clap cause Em sure fooled me! 

You can have....WHATEVER YOU LIKE!!!

And what she wanted was consummation of their relationship! Sorry ladies; this one is officially "off the market!" *whispers* Ya'll know he's still up for grabs cause apparently he likes to share the goods; look at how many d*mn kids he done had on her!! It was reported that "T.I." and "Tiny" were going to seal the deal this weekend. Sources close to the future Mrs. Harris have said Tiny and her bridesmaids are working feverishly - making last minute plans to make sure that everything turns out perfectly. Tameka emailed me my invitation just this morning so I know they must be working hard at making this happens cause a traditional mail invitation would have taken too long! I WILL be in attendance and will be trying to snap some photos (low-key for you all) of the happy couple! Quietly I feel as though he can do sooooooo much better thou!  Am I the only one that thinks Tameka "Tiny" Cottle's is AWFUL!? I just don't see IT; there isn't N T thing cute about her to me..99.9% er'time I see her in photos she is a HAM = HOT A*S MESS!! ****SHADE****

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Fresh Prince of L.A.

"Hopped up out the beeeedd turned my swag onnnnn...took a look in the mirror said wut's up yaaaeeee"!!!!!

Check out Jaden Smith adorning the red carpet for Hannah Montana The Movie premiere in LA. Willow Smith *whispers* (she wasn't as fresh so she won't get featured) also attended the premiere but for some reason the Will and Jada duo were no where in sight. But "Baby Will" represented well! He is to effin ka yute..and that pose alone tells me he has some swag brewing and ready to be released in his upcoming years!! He is giving me a Weezy F. Baby vibe with this look its so young, fresh, and retro. He hit the nail on the head with this look...gettin' jiggy with it!!

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OFC=Obama's Fried Chicken????

Now I've been known to eat me a good good ignant piece of fried chicken from time to time (wings to be exact) and I must say I was a bit taken back by the name of this eatery. Does it seem racist and/or stereotypical to you?? One has to wonder if they just want to associate Obama's name to this place just because he's black. The last time I looked at the line at a fried chicken joint KFC to be exact the line was full of YT folks!! We are not the only ones who eat chicken!!

Eateries in Brooklyn and in Manhattan have capitalized on our 44th President's name and adorned their awnings with his name. Several weeks ago, S&T Fried Chicken on St. Nicholas Ave. in Harlem formally renamed itself after the country's first black President. And last week, Royal Fried Chicken on Rutland Road in Brownsville, Brooklyn, did the same.
Owners from both restaurants claim they are only paying homage to Barack Obama and are not trying to offend anyone or gain any notoriety off of his name.

I just feel like being that people know the stereotypes us as black people face especially when it comes to the things we "eat" that the name choice wasn't smart. Protesting these restaurants are underway; people of the communities aren't happy, and cringe when they see these signs. Feathers are being ruffled and it ain't the chickens!!

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UPDATE:: CODE 10 Man Down!!

He's a sucka!! So not only did he take out 13 people he killed himself!!! Why do they do that...I was waiting for the exclusive where the psychiatrist would have interviewed him and figured out what the hell the goings on was in his brain!! My heart goes out to the families of the 13 killed *moment of silence* on behalf of the KK staff you'll be in our prayers!! GOD BLESS.

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We are family....I got all my sisters with me.

Tragic tragic tragic!!! Things like this make me it seem like we really are living in our last days!! What goes through the minds of people to do these such things to not only the innocent, a family member, and most importantly a child??? I personally don't have any kids so I don't know how it feels to loose one, and to loose one by the hands of your own child must be 10 times more devastating. If it was you would you bury them together or have their funerals together?? I'm having mixed emotions..but my opinion may be biased because I don't have any children. Parents tell me what you think by leaving a comment below or by emailing us at Keyboard.Khronicles@gmail.com.

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Leeerrrrd have "MERCY".....

Unt unt un...pump ya brakes!! According to BBC Malawi judge ruled that Madonna would not be permitted to take custody of 3-year-old orphan Chifundo "Mercy" James because law dictates a would-be parent reside in the country 18 to 24 months ahead of time. In spite of her having all her ducks in a row and reassurance from her lawyer's that this adoption was a "GO", the "Material Girl" has been denied! She wasn't present for the ruling but will be issuing an appeal with the Supreme Courts later today.

*Singing* You might win some but you really lost one! LMAO!!

In all seriousness though; I really do not feel bad because if she really wants to adopt why can't she do it where she resides?? Do they have to be kids from foreign countries. I mean d*mn forget the latest Hobo bag dangling from your arm the newest trend is African kids!! Or if she really is all that concerned about "Mercy's" well being why can't she help her family raise her by supplying finances?? IDK..I just never grasped the concept of rich YT people going to foreign countries to adopt children when you have children in your own country that needs just as much love if not more! Feed the Children in your own backyard!

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CODE 10: Man down !!!

WTF?!? We have yet another mad man hostage situation!! *Whispers*puh lease let him be a clear! Reportedly four people have been wounded in Binghampton NY.

Reported to the Associated Press: In this frame grab taken from Cable News Network (CNN) of a WBNG television broadcast, shows police carrying a wounded man on a stretcher on April 03, 2009 in Binghamton, New York. A gunman shot up to four people and took some 40 others hostage Friday in Binghamton, New York state, local media reported.
A gunman entered an immigration services center in downtown Binghamton today Friday April 3, 2009 and, shot at least four people and took as many as 41 hostage, according to media reports. For more details on this story click here.

See ish like this makes you NOT want to watch the news. Another person has lost their d*mn marbles!! What is it going to solve when you enter into a building and start killing innocent people? Now the question is, is this assailant going to go out like a "G" or be one of the many suckas and kill himself? IDK; we'll see. Either way SMH!!

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'Guiding Light' 1937-2009

Yes, you read right. Inform your grandma's and call the law....the isht don' hit the fan! They are canceling Guiding Light after 72 years. The last show will be sometime in September. Guiding Light has had 16,000 episodes since its first 15-minute radio debut in 1937. I may not be a big fan of (what the blaq people call) "the stories", but I do know that this is the longest running television drama and it will be missed. We need to have an immediate prayer....EVERY HEAD BOWED.....EVERY EYE CLOSED.....*QUE ORGAN & CHOIR*.......

Your computer has a CTD (Cyber Transmitted Disease)!!!

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C'mon Conficker!! This story really touch home with me because I have been a victim of identity theft not once but twice. People are really making a living by hacking into your system to get all your personal information. I couldn't figure out for the life of me...why I was chosen..it wasn't like I had thousands of dollars!! Yes my bank did replace all my money but it cost way more financially and emotionally for me to reclaim my name then what they originally took!! The many trips to the police station, contacting creditors, just my personal time spent on this non-sense!! So I would recommend that EVERYONE take the proper steps to ensure your computer is protected no matter what the cost...its worth it!! If it can happen to me it can happen to anyone.

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C. Mili-BLONDE makes her way thru SPRING BLING!

That's right! On her way back to L.A. (according to her newly activated Twitter Account) Ms. "Dip it Low" was in town to perform at BET's Spring Bling! She, alongside rumored Fiance and "Radio-Killa" The Dream, stayed at the wonderful Acqualina Resort and Spa for a few hours before heading back West! Follow Xtina on her Twitter page and check out her Myspace for more info on her upcoming Album ELOPE set to hit stores May 19th! BTW, the blonde look works! Maybe you just have to see it in person like I did! :)

Can't nobody take my pride, Can't nobody HOLD ME DOWN!

C'Mon JHud Part 2!!! How inspirational was that? Get it b*tch!!! Julia Hudson did that, I must say that her Maybelline was flawless!! Her story is so amazing, just when you thought you lost everything she is still able to stand up and be in the SPOTLIGHT!!!

Speaking to reporters prior to walking the runway at a fashion show, Julia Hudson said that she wanted to get up and stand tall because, “If I were to not be able to get up, that would mean William (Balfour, her estranged husband now charged with the murders) and the devil won. They took enough from me. They won’t take nothing else from me.”

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M.I.A take it to the house!

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________________________________DNR!!! *Embodying Neffie* jumps on top of table and goes into convulsions!!! Did he really? C'mon add turkey, lettuce, tomato, onions and honey mustard sauce and call it a WRAP!!! Yeah he did that. Milan pulled it and my boi Kyle pushed!! "You want me to be a gay now I'm the Queen what's up?" LMMFAO!!! This all occurred within the 1st 15Min's of them meeting!! MY GAAAAH!! Say it isn't so. With Drama like this College Hill South Beach is sure to keep millions of viewers tuned in on Tuesdays at 10/9C. .....this the way we take it to the house!!! LOL


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Had to get rid of the weight on my fourth finger...LEFT HAND!

It's the ROC removed from her hand!!! Rachel Roy has purnched Mr. Rocawear/Roc-a-fella co-founder Damon Dash in the face with divorce papers. This is one of many lawsuites Mr. Dash has to now deal with. Divorce was filed this month in Manhattan Supreme Court. The Daily News reported that Ed Hayes, a lawyer for Roy, declined comment, and a Dash spokeswoman did not return calls or e-mails.

An electronic record of the case says the divorce is for “non monetary relief” and should be resolved by February. The Duo eloped back in January 2005 in Mexico, and have two daughters together. This break-up is the latest of his ever pending legal messes. His dynasty is crumbling right before his eyes due to massive debts and one law suit after another. I'm guessing he didn't know how to separate business from pleasure. He has lost his Money, his Power, and soon it will be his respect. Time to Grind in 09...get it together boop! *Whispers* Shouldn't have bit the hand (Jigga) the fed your bee-lack a*s, sounds like you need to do some reconciliations because Hov ain't missing a meal and STILL has the baddest B*tch in the game wearing his ROC chain!!

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Imma take a shot of the NUVO, Shortay then you know..

If you don't know you better ask somebody! I mean how couldn't you know about this new drank. It made its debut on the scences back in 08 and has been seen adorning the glasses from the likes of Fabolous, T-Pain (who likes his mixed with the Hen doggy dog), Ludacris to countless models and other celebs. This is personally a fav of mine. Its sexy perfume shaped bottle, and pink color adds sophistication and elegance to any event. This French sparkling wine offers up a delectable aroma sure to please any palate! Ideally its to be enjoyed in a champagne flute over ice. I prefer mine chilled in a martini glass. Either way it does down. This delight is sold in 3 different size bottles at most local liquor retailers. CLICK HERE for a fine wine source and to purchase your own bottle. Bottoms up!

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