Recession: Album sales aren't SPECTACULAR anymore!

I told ya'll this RECESSION was REAL! Hell, I just heard Ciara was sellin' "CAB RIDE" "Fanstasy Ride" LPs in the back of a KGC (formerly known as KFC) while opening for Britney Spears tour! 

Blind leading the Blind....

From the Baltimore Sun:

For the past two months, the murder of Lemuel Wallace was another unsolved crime in Baltimore. The blind, mentally disabled man was found shot to death in a bathroom stall in Leakin Park February 5. Now, city police have charged a 32-year-old pastor with the slaying of Mr. Wallace and their account of the crime is a tale of greed and deceit made all the more despicable by the chosen victim, a vulnerable disabled man.

Mr. Wallace lived in a group home in the 4500 block of Maryknoll Road that was affiliated with Arc of Baltimore where the accused, Kevin Jerome Pushia, worked until he resigned in January. The alleged circumstances of the Wallace murder: a contract murder to collect on a series of insurance policies that were fraudulently taken out. Police allege Mr. Pushia convinced Mr. Wallace to name him as a beneficiary on several policies.

When someone tried to collect one for $200,000, the Globe Life Insurance Co. made a routine check with police, which tipped investigators off to a possible motive for the crime and their first suspect.

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Sidebar: see this is why its so hard for majority of people to go to church now. Someone who is supposed to be above the average citizen; a "Christian" committed the most horrendously horrendous crimes and not only that he broke the 6Th Commandment "Thou Shall NOT Kill"!!! *Whispers* see why I continue to party on a Saturday night and then praise him on a Sunday!?!

Your source D'Maine Truth and nothing but the truth.

Who in the Hell left the Gate Open: Celeb-reality Edition

I want you to turn to your neighbor, and tell them God loves you and I do too!

Recession: Desperate Times call for...

What you can't say:

1)She didn't hit every mutha'effing beat and that wind wasn't as smooth as a good glass of wine.

2)That u secretly always wanted a tattoo somewhere on your backside as well.

3)That you don't throw on a fake lash from time to time for a more voluminous effect!

4)That you never heard of "Bring You Child to Work" day!

5)That all of your bras have a matching panty...DON'T LIE! I said ALL!

6)That her abs didn't make a slight appearance!

and finally, u know damn well after watching that clip, that song grew on you (lemme know if you know who sings it and the name of it)! LMAO! **"nobody's gonna do it like me..."**

Now Watch Me 2-Step!

The 1st day of summer officially begins on June 21, 2009 at 1:45 AM EDT. But apparently some people especially women didn't get that memo and are beginning to wear sandals prematurely. Wearing sandals really isn't the issue but if your feet even slightly resembles the atrocity pictured above you are DEAD A*S WRONG!! If you are going to wear sandals at least take the time to make sure your feet are up to par! I personally get my feet done year round, I'm not a fan of feet period! So with that in mind I want to ensure mine are on point. I see a lot of women just paint their toes and forget about that skin! It's been sheltered, hibernating alllllll winter long..what makes you think it doesn't need any hydration and lubrication. Are you SSSSSSSSERIOUS??? To ensure you won't have "The Heels of Time" here are a few steps that I "walk" by.

1. Pedicures year round. (If you can't afford to visit a nail salon do it yourself)

2. Never walk outside barefoot! (Cement is rough it will tear your skin right on up)

3. Lube Lube Lube (Lotion alone does not work I either use lotion combined with baby oil, or Vaseline)

So, whether your rockin' a pair of Old Navy's finest 2 for $5 flip flops or the hottest pair or "Gladiator" flats make sure your "dogs" are on point and ain't "barking"!!!

Your source D'Maine Truth and nothing but the truth.

It's about to be a what....GIRL FIGHT!!!

DWLAPUMS (DEAD WITH LAUGH ALMOST PEEPEE UP MI SELF)!!!! Whenever I can't catch me good good ignant fight on Pay-Per-View I see what YouTube.com has cooking. It never ceases to amaze me the ish that gets caught on tape. Although the clip above is type old its still a HIT in my eyes. I'm so analytical though; I'm criticing ish that doesn't have anything to do with the acutal "fist to facing" for instances: Khaki's (the girl adorning the Khaki shorts) hair...was she in the process of taking them out or getting them done..those rancid a*s braids that is??? Hoodie (the girl adorning the Grey hoodie)why would you go to a fight with a hoodie on? Er'body know you don't wear N T thing that would allow someone to put over your visuals!! 

Did ya'll peep how ol' girl was like Unt Unt Un...not on my car? LMAO...it must be a lot of big b*tches in the PJ's because they all came out to assist and or break up this hood brawl. Unt Un...ya'll too old shoulda been breaking it up but yet and still they adding commentary and fighting tips!!! SMH!!! At any rate...who do you think won? My votes for Hoodie!!! Let us know by leaving a comment below!!

Your source D'Maine Truth and nothing but the truth.

Extreme Makeover: Mattel Edition

Lawd, I just saw the reporting that Mattel has re-vamped the whole image for Ms. Dora the Explorer in an effort to make her more teen friendly. I guess they had to have her look less "ethnic", get some extensions and drop a few pounds so that she can get her ho stroll explore on.

Somebody help me explain to my baby that Dora done went under the knife and got a whole body lift! SMH!!!! I tried to show to her that this is the "same" Dora, and she looked up at me with innocent eyes that said "That b!tch ain't MY Dora!" *sigh*

But what I'm mad at is how they done gave Dora the ballet flats and extra Claire's jewelry, like that's gonna help that heffa walk through the jungle. She needs tennis shoes and "play clothes"! Now they got her hanging with monkeys and other stanky animals in her good picture day clothes. Ant an!!!!! And where is her backpack? I bet it ain't filled with a map and compass no more. Oh nooo, homegirl got tampons and cell phones in there now. A dios mio!!!

On the Corner of 1st and Love

THE MEDIA SCOOP: Remember this guy? Your elected VP? Well, you dont act like you do! Hell after Obama won, u went back to work, school and home and forgot about our Senior experienced senator and next in line at the Black White House! Well according to CNN, Joe Biden's 91 year-old mother was rushed to the hospital yesterday after supposedly falling at her home in Delaware. She was taken to the University of Pennsylvania Hospital and is currently receiving treatment! Umm hmm...

THE REAL SCOOP: This heffa is smart! I see where her son gets it. Lets back track for a minute. Remember when you heard reports of President Obama moving in his 71 year-old Mother-in-Law into the White House after the Inauguration? Well, it seems as though Mother Biden was not having it. She waited until all the drama and excitement died down and then decided that she would pull a fast one. All VP's, since 1977, have layed their heads in the Admiral's House, this ole' dope @ss 3-story brick Victorian style home, located "down the street and around the corner" from the White House. So REAL TALK, Joe better watch out before Jill people's come out the wood-work talking 'bout they need somewhere to stay. I'm just sayin...

DIRTY P*SSY....

**SMH - Shaking My Head**  Why are the "clears" so d*mn nasty? First off, I don't want anyones nasty a*s used sofa with a whole in the back. Secondly, er rah, why in God's name didn't they check the sofa out first. Soooo, you mean to tell me ya'll bought a sofa aint't even attempt to give it a once over for rips, stains, holes and or PETS!! Ya'll just backed in your Ford pick-up truck up, paid your little $27 and bounced?? Then the kicker is after "Simba's" cousin was found, they just pushed the sofa back in its place and rocked on. Ummmmmm excuse me, Imma need ya'll to dispose of this "Animal Shelter"...yuck how gross!!! Instead "Super save-a Puss" just took it to receive proper care. Typical Clear!!

Your Source D'Maine Truth and nothing but the truth.

WAP: Wack Azz Parents

Nothing infuriates Miss Elle more than seeing a parent neglect their child. They didn't ask to be here, so why treat them like they effed up?? So when I woke up this morning and peeped this story, I was just enraged! These "parents" (and I use that term oh, so loosely) need they asses up underneath the jail!! GGGRRRR!!!! Check the story below from Fox News:

"CLEVELAND — The parents of an 8-year-old boy who died from Hodgkin's lymphoma were indicted Wednesday on charges they denied him medical treatment.

Willie Robinson, who collapsed at his home on March 22, 2008, had begged his parents to take him to see a doctor but was rejected, prosecutors said. While the boy suffered, his parents, who claimed they didn't have much money, paid $87 to have a pit bull treated for fleas, investigators said. "They never once took him to a doctor," said Cuyahoga County Prosecutor Bill Mason. "It just is not right. This kid should be alive today." A grand jury indicted the parents, William Robinson Sr. and Monica Hussing, on charges of involuntary manslaughter, child endangering and felonious assault. A message seeking comment was left after business hours for Margaret Isquick, an attorney who has represented Hussing. Cuyahoga County Coroner Frank Miller ruled that Willie was the victim of medical neglect -- he died from pneumonia due to Hodgkin's lymphoma. "HOMICIDE," concludes the coroner's verdict."

SMGDH!!!!!!! We really living in the last days when ole Ruff Ruff gets better treatment than flesh and blood!! My heart goes out to the lil boy who had to BEG for his parents to take care of him. As a parent myself, it never ceases to amaze me to see the crazy, sick sh!t parents would subject their kids to out of their own selfishness. I am too through! *drops mic and walks off stage*