Treat of the Week (Celeb Accessory Edition)

Can you guess which "Accessory" I'm talking about?

Recession: Album sales aren't SPECTACULAR anymore!

I told ya'll this RECESSION was REAL! Hell, I just heard Ciara was sellin' "CAB RIDE" "Fanstasy Ride" LPs in the back of a KGC (formerly known as KFC) while opening for Britney Spears tour! 

Kenzo Lee Honsou

Yay! My first cousin Kimora and her man DJ (cause the rest of his name is a smoove fool wit' it) welcomed their first child together, a baby boy, at an L.A. Hospital on Sat, May 30. His name, titled above, was inspired by the famous Japanese fashion designer Kenzo Takada. I, for one, am elated. As shallow as this may sound, I love Blasian kids! They are truly going to make the world a more beautiful place and replace the Blatino race that is trying to emerge as a new race! I mean look at Ming Lee and Ayoki (my heart, the two cutest lil' girls), these two are gonna be true heart breakers when they grew up! Vanessa and Angela who??? RIIIGGGHHT!

How 'bout a Round of Applause...

Turns THE HELL out that the whole Em/Bruno production at the 2009 MTV Movie Awards this past Sunday night was STAGED! Em says that he was approached by Bruno, while in Europe, to do something crazy and wacky at the award show and Em, being a big fan of Bruno's work, agreed with no hesitation. I'm not sure if this was a publicity stunt for Bruno or Eminem, but I will say that this was all anyone was talking about for at least that Monday morning (In the afternoon, everyone thought Eminem was LAME all over again)! Well I will give them a slight clap cause Em sure fooled me! 

Paranoid

Hey, I know I'm late in posting this video up! But whatever, Rihanna is f*cking ART and it's always a Kanye SET! Holla...

I've Decided

Ummmmmm....Instead of walking the streets of WeHo (West Hollywood), maybe the Simmons sisters should be somewhere working on some new colorways for their new line of Pop-Tarts,Strudels,Doughnuts Pastries; you know, some colors that actually match with sh*t that people wear or I don't know, some colors that coincide with the season??

Is it WORTH it, lemme WORK it...

   As I was watching the news this morning, I caught the end of a story involving two American journalists that were being detained by the North  Korean authorities for "illegally intruding" on the Communist's nation's soil around the China/North Korean border. 

   At first glance, I immediately thought of OPRAH! Ling was the name mentioned and I was like hell naw, KK, they got Oprah's girl! Now what in the hell is Oprah's @ss doing about this! This story really bothered me because I have always heard horror stories about how people are treated overseas when captured and I felt like that may be the end of Lisa Ling.

   After doing some research, I found out that the Ling I was worried about was not the notable Oprah show correspondent Lisa Ling but rather her sister, Laura Ling! Still important right?? Ok, I'll go on! Press officers for the U.S. State Department are supposedly working with Chinese officials to find out the whereabouts of the two American journalists and express concern. Now while I thought that this was a big deal and was all types of concerned, they interviewed Daddy Ling and his thoughts were a bit different from mine. "I worry quite a bit but I'm not losing any sleep over it," he told KCRA television in Sacramento. He says before his daughter left, he saw and spoke to her and she assured him that it was a very routine assignment to the North Korean-Chinese border to do a report on refugees. Ling says that he's become used to his daughters adventurous careers and is  "more or less used to it." We sent Lisa Ling a Blackberry Message (and she read it) but she never responded to us (slore) so we paid it! We will continue to keep Laura and Journalist #2 in our thoughts and prayers, but like Father Ling won't be losing ANY and SLEEP over it! Live from the News Desk (dramatic pause) KK REPORTS!

SONG OF THE DAY (Throwback)

You couldn't tell me NAY-THAN when this song/video came out! Missy, Timbaland, Magoo and Aaliyah (and sometimes Ginuwine) were a effing DYNASTY! Between this union, music was at a great place! I miss those days! And watching this video makes me miss Aaliyah even more because she was coming up on her brink here!

"Please please Bru Brother, don't slam my car doe..It costs too much money to get that shit fixed, I need all my money to pay all my bills wit..."

STADIUM MUSIC, Soccer Field Budget!

        Bad Boy Records has released the second video from Day26's sophomore release entitled STADIUM MUSIC! While the video and concept seem to have been on the left side of the Bad Boy budget, the guys personal opinions of the video is the root of the problem. Now, let's take a second to remember the economic crisis we are in! Ain't nobody really buying CDs anymore and with Day26 only coming in a little over 100k sold the first week, it would seem as though they have little to say about their project. But according to the Twitter pages of Que, Willie and Robert (my favorite vocalist of the group), the guys seem to not like the video and would have preferred to have input. My question to them is: Where you all ready to put down some more money to make your vision happy? Exactly; see what happens is that these groups forget who is in charge...P.Smickle! That's right and that H.N.I.C. can do whatever it is that he pleases!

        Clearly Diddy decided that the video was not worth all those damn theatrics and such and just went with a simple, basic concept to get the video/song back out there and keep the LP "Forever in a Day" relevant. This is what I be talkin' about people! Beyonce has the game going MAD! This skank,whore,slut,Diva...terms of endearmentwoman comes out with a myriad of simple ass 1,2 step videos that prolly cost her a smooth $49.99 and has the internet and fans going CRAZY! But everyone can't be like Bey! So until Que and Dawn can scrape up their pennies and Will can hold some back from his barber for that edge up (Horrendous) and Robert can get the regular Winn-Dixie brand relaxer instead of Dark & Lovely, then they will just have to go along with what Diddy says! But airing your frustrations over Twitter about how you don't really like the video isn't going to make your fans like it even more! Where is their PR team because they are actually digging their grave right next to a certain all-girl band that was disassembled as of late! Question: Do do you have a FIRST AID KIT HANDY?

M&M Plain with NUTS!

It gets no better! Apparently, the camp over at Eminem's record label has released a statement regarding the situation that happened last night! In case you aren't up to the date in important news from MTV, yeah right at last nights MTV Movie Awards, British comedian Sacha Cohen got into his alter-ego BRUNO and in his attempt to fly to the stage, landed smack dab in the middle of Eminem! LMAO...the sh*t was funny but what made it even greater was the fact that, supposedly, Eminem wasn't in on the joke and was seemingly very perturbed by it! Em and his entourage exited stage left and never returned! LOL! I thought it was brilliant for Em's up-tight, suicidal @ss! You be the judge after you watch it and let us know what you think!